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I have own transport. You don't need to worry about getting materials from the I will get everything needed (and pocket the change and fail to provide receipts)

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I am LGBT friendly and extra services are available for LGBT men.

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I never clean up after making a mess

I do tiling to a good standard.

Wood varnishing 

I never take my shoes off in your property. Don't care if i am walking on new carpets, or jumping on your bed.

I can completely change the colour of your walls (white to blue, blue to white etc). No job to small

Silicone caulking job

trashed someones kitchen and buggered off

I will get cash from you, then trash your house and then leave it in that state and go off the radar. You will never see me again (and forget about your money).

Extra services 

Debit card/loans/ and other scams are always a good source of income. I have a postal address so you can send correspondence to my address for a fee. Give me a buzz to learn more

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RSCPCA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) and local council banned both me and my wife from having pets, but I still make them bread and sell them illegally (kittens are for sale, 4-7 weeks old, new selection every month or so, no documents, i don't have a license to sell pets, hence cheap).
Call Mrs Bilaine to get a kitten, prices as low as £100 - 07360158438

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