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WELCOME

On my website you can find the ways I can scam you and trash your house. Enjoy!

For a list of full services I offer- see WAYS I CAN DESTROY YOUR HOUSE

For my projects- see PICTURES

To get more information about me and my experience - see ABOUT ME

To view my contact details and drop me a message- see CONTACT COWBOY

I can trash your Bathroom in seconds! Only in 4 EASY STEPS!

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1)Give me your money 

2)I will promise to turn your old shabby bathroom in to "Buckingham palace" like bathroom
3) I will never turn up and will block your number. 
4)or I will turn up and ask for money as I have family problems (or whatever I come up with)

I am a Carpenter, well ...I wanna be carpenter.

I will destroy your house in minutes (may be hours, as I love going for a fag every 10 minutes. I might have a drink or two while smoking. I love alcohol.

I have a proven track record of fitting doors to a lowest possible standard. 

I hardly see what I am doing (as I am busy playing games on my phone and hardly care about your doors) and I have eyesight problems.

I can trash your living rooms floor/carpets/tiles (you name it)  in seconds.

SPECIAL OFFER!

If you have kids, pets, or familty- I will try to make as much mess as possible. If you don't like the way I painted your house or want you money back- I am afraid I don't issue refunds. 

Whenever I turn up drunk (after missing a start date by 2-3 weeks) I will try to paint your house.

PLEASE NOTE! My hands are shacking as I was drinking non stop for the last 3 weeks and I need a drink again.
 

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