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BATHROOMS
CARPENTRY
DOORS
FLOORING

I can trash your Bathrooms in seconds! Give me your money and I will promise to turn your old shabby bathroom in to "Buckingham palace" like bathroom, but you know.. I will never turn up and block your number. 

I am a Carpenter, well ...I wanna be carpenter.

I will destroy your house in minutes (may be hours and I love going for a fag every 10 minutes after having a a few drinks, I always have some alcohol handy).

I'm very bad at fitting doors, I hardly see what I am doing as I am playing games on my phone and hardly care about your doors!
No warranty provided.

I can trash your living rooms floor in seconds. Oh.. you ve got kids, pets, family? That doesn't bother me, I will block your number ( I ve got your cash anyway).

PAINTING
KITCHENS
WINDOWS

Whenever I turn up drunk (after missing a start date by 2-3 weeks) i will try to paint your house. Sorry my hands are shacking and I need a drink. OK I am going home, can't be asked...

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Don't do them​

Don't do them​

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